| How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways. |
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) |
| Forget what’s legal...do what’s right! |
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10 to Midnight (1983) |
| Life is in their hands. Death is on their minds. |
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12 Angry Men (1957) |
| The ultimate trip. |
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) |
| Handcuffed to the girl who double-crossed him. |
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39 Steps, The (1935) |
| Thank God it’s only a motion picture. |
|
Airplane! (1980) |
| In space no one can hear you scream. |
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Alien (1979) |
| The bitch is back. |
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Alien3 (1992) |
| Whoever wins...we lose. |
|
Alien Vs. Predator (2004) |
| Look closer. |
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American Beauty (1999) |
| Families that slay together stay together. |
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American Gothic (1988) |
| There’s something about your first piece. |
|
American Pie (1999) |
| Things are about to get a little hairy. |
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American Werewolf in Paris, An (1997) |
| The animal is out. |
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Wolf (1994) |
| Garbo talks! |
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Anna Christie (1930) |
| The horror...the horror. |
|
Apocalypse Now (1979) |
| Houston, we have a problem. |
|
Apollo 13 (1995) |
| Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude. |
|
Arachnophobia (1990) |
| Earth. It was fun while it lasted. |
|
Armageddon (1998) |
| Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Army of Darkness (1992) |
| A comedy from the heart that goes for the throat. |
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As Good As It Gets (1997) |
| Disco sucks. |
|
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001) |
| Whatcha gonna do? |
|
Bad Boys (1995) |
| And you thought Earth girls were easy. |
|
Bad Girls from Mars (1991) |
| In 1959 a lot of people were killing time. Kit and Holly were killing people. |
|
Badlands (1973) |
| Don’t call me babe! |
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Barb Wire (1996) |
| They will suck you dry. |
|
Bats (1999) |
| A hard cop and a soft dame. |
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Big Heat, The (1953) |
| Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail. |
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Big Lebowski, The (1998) |
| If this movie doesn’t make your skin crawl, it’s on too tight! |
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Black Christmas (1974) |
| ...and remember, the next scream you hear may be your own! |
|
Birds, The (1963) |
| Man has made his match...now it’s his problem. |
|
Blade Runner (1982) |
| Scream now, while you can still breathe. |
|
Blob, The (1988) |
| He’s a cop who’s not. |
|
Blue Streak (1999) |
| They’ll never get caught. They’re on a mission from God. |
|
Blues Brothers, The (1980) |
| They’re young...they’re in love...and they kill people. |
|
Bonnie and Clyde (1967) |
| Everyone has one special thing. |
|
Boogie Nights (1997) |
| One nation under the gun. |
|
Bowling for Columbine (2002) |
| Every man dies, not every man really lives. |
|
Braveheart (1995) |
| Chucky gets lucky. |
|
Bride of Chucky (1998) |
| The monster demands a mate. |
|
Bride of Frankenstein, The (1935) |
| Love is a force of nature. |
|
Brokeback Mountain (2005) |
| War is hell, but peace is f%$#ing boring. |
|
Buffalo Soldiers (2001) |
| An epic of miniature proportions. |
|
Bug’s Life, A (1998) |
| He’s a man of peace in a savage land...Suburbia. |
|
‘Burbs, The (1989) |
| Not that it matters, but most of it is true. |
|
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) |
| The snobs against the slobs! |
|
Caddyshack (1980) |
| These women are serious about their taste in men. |
|
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) |
| If you’ve got a taste for terror, take Carrie to the prom. |
|
Carrie (1976) |
| They had a date with fate in Casablanca! |
|
Casablanca (1942) |
| Get an Afterlife. |
|
Casper (1995) |
| The true story of a real fake. |
|
Catch Me If You Can (2002) |
| It’s not who you love. It’s how. |
|
Chasing Amy (1997) |
| This ain’t no chick flick. |
|
Chicken Run (2000) |
| Sometimes it’s too late to tell the truth. |
|
China Syndrome (1979) |
| Yule crack up. |
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Christmas Vacation (1989) |
| We are not alone. |
|
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) |
| Check your soul at the door. |
|
Club Vampire (1998) |
| Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here? |
|
Clueless (1995) |
| They took everything he had...except his rage. |
|
Collateral Damage (2002) |
| One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero. |
|
Cool Runnings (1993) |
| Exorcise your rites. |
|
Craft, The (1996) |
| Live your life at the point of impact. |
|
Crash (2004) |
| Good girls want him bad. Bad girls want him worse. |
|
Cry-Baby (1990) |
| See it with a bud. |
|
Dazed and Confused (1993) |
| How many times can you die for love? |
|
Dead Again (1991) |
| Laugh...or I’ll blow your lips off! |
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Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982) |
| You scream. You die. |
|
Dead Silence (2007) |
| Bigger. Smarter. Faster. Meaner. |
|
Deep Blue Sea (1999) |
| This is the weekend they didn’t play golf. |
|
Deliverance (1972) |
| He charges $10 but he’s willing to negotiate. |
|
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) |
| Suddenly, life was more than French fries, gravy, and girls. |
|
Diner (1982) |
| You don’t assign him to murder cases. You just turn him loose. |
|
Dirty Harry (1971) |
| Nice guys finish last. Meet the winners. |
|
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) |
| There is a reason why you are so messed up. |
|
Dodgeball (1995) |
| Grab life by the ball. |
|
Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story (2004) |
| It can be Hell getting into Heaven. |
|
Dogma (1999) |
| Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything. |
|
Drop Dead Fred (1991) |
| After a night they can’t remember comes a day they’ll never forget. |
|
Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000) |
| What the one doesn’t have, the other is missing. |
|
Dumb and Dumber (1994) |
| A man went looking for America and couldn’t find it. |
|
Easy Rider (1969) |
| Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness. |
|
Ed Wood (1994) |
| His story will touch you, even though he can’t. |
|
Edward Scissorhands (1990) |
| Now Freddy’s a daddy, he’s killing for two. |
|
Nightmare on Elm Street, A: The Dream Child (1989) |
| Success didn’t go to his head, it went to his neighbor. |
|
Envy (2004) |
| He will erase your past to protect your future. |
|
Eraser (1996) |
| She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees. |
|
Erin Brockovich (2000) |
| No actual Europeans were harmed in the making of this film. |
|
EuroTrip (2004) |
| Take me to your teacher. |
|
Faculty, The (1998) |
| Controversy...what controversy? |
|
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
| There’s no body in the family plot. |
|
Family Plot (1976) |
| A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere. |
|
Fargo (1996) |
| Fast cars. Fast girls. Fast carrots. Fast carrots? |
|
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) |
| Together forever. Or else. |
|
Fear (1996) |
| Buy the ticket, take the ride. |
|
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) |
| Leisure rules. |
|
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) |
| Mischief. Mayhem. Soap. |
|
Fight Club (1999) |
| Death doesn’t take no for an answer. |
|
Final Destination (2000) |
| There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They’re looking for one. |
|
Finding Nemo (2003) |
| Don’t get mad. Get everything. |
|
First Wives Club, The (1996) |
| A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood. |
|
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988) |
| Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
|
Fly, The (1986) |
| Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you’re gonna get. |
|
Forrest Gump (1994) |
| The night...has an appetite. |
|
Forsaken, The (2001) |
| Five good reasons to stay single. |
|
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) |
| Wanna date? |
|
Frankenhooker (1990) |
| A monster science created but could not destroy. |
|
Frankenstein (1931) |
| You’ll wish it were only a nightmare. |
|
Friday the 13th (1980) |
| Vietnam can kill me, but it can’t make me care. |
|
Full Metal Jacket (1987) |
| This ain’t Hoosiers. |
|
Game Day (1999) |
| There is no gene for the human spirit. |
|
Gattaca (1997) |
| The mob is tough, but it’s nothing like show business. |
|
Get Shorty (1995) |
| Who ya gonna call? |
|
Ghostbusters (1984) |
| Death holds the mortgage, and if you try to move in...there’ll be Hell to pay! |
|
Ghosthouse (a.k.a. La Casa 3) (1988) |
| A girl wilder than a peach orchard hog. |
|
Girl from Tobacco Row, The (1966) |
| Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. |
|
Girl, Interrupted (1999) |
| What we do in life echoes in eternity. |
|
Gladiator (2000) |
| I changed my sex! |
|
Glen or Glenda? (1953) |
| Lie. Cheat. Steal. All in a day’s work. |
|
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) |
| A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend. |
|
Go (1999) |
| Size does matter. |
|
Godzilla (1998) |
| Ice cold. Hot wired. |
|
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) |
| For three men the Civil War wasn’t hell. It was practice. |
|
Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The (1966) |
| Every father’s daughter is a virgin. |
|
Goodbye, Columbus (1969) |
| This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his future. |
|
Graduate, The (1967) |
| Where there’s a will, there’s a relative. |
|
Greedy (1994) |
| The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love. |
|
Green Card (1990) |
| Even a hit man deserves a second shot. |
|
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) |
| He’s having the day of his life...over and over again. |
|
Groundhog Day (1993) |
| It never forgives. It never forgets. |
|
Grudge, The (2004) |
| His genius undeniable. His evil, unspeakable. |
|
Hannibal (2001) |
| Some houses are born bad. |
|
Haunting, The (1999) |
| The story of a man who was too proud to run. |
|
High Noon (1952) |
| Think you’re alone? Think again. |
|
Hollow Man (2000) |
| Just deux it. |
|
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) |
| Ding dong. You’re dead. |
|
House (1986) |
| You’ve never been scared until you’ve been scared in 3-D. |
|
House of Wax (1953) |
| Evil loves to party. |
|
House on Haunted Hill (1999) |
| The man with the barbed-wire soul. |
|
Hud (1963) |
| Crushed lips don’t talk. |
|
I Confess (1953) |
| Someone is dying for a second chance. |
|
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) |
| Earth. Take a good look. It might be your last. |
|
Independence Day (1996) |
| The greatest hero ever assembled. |
|
Inspector Gadget (1999) |
| It’s harvest time! |
|
Jack-O (1995) |
| Welcome to the suck. |
|
Jarhead (2005) |
| Evil has an upgrade. |
|
Jason X (2001) |
| Don’t go in the water. |
|
Jaws (1975) |
| Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. |
|
Jaws 2 (1978) |
| This time, it’s personal. |
|
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) |
| What’s eating you? |
|
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
| The story that won’t go away. |
|
JFK (1991) |
| He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing. |
|
Johnny English (2003) |
| Nothing is inconceivable. |
|
Junior (1994) |
| An adventure 65 million years in the making. |
|
Jurassic Park (1993) |
| For truth. For justice. For five bucks a day. |
|
Jury Duty (1995) |
| What’s a little sex between friends? |
|
Kate’s Addiction (1999) |
| Nobody ever grows up quite like they imagined. |
|
Kid, The (2000) |
| Shove this up your mind. |
|
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996) |
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| In space, no one can eat ice cream. |
|
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) |
| There is no substitute. |
|
Knock Off (1998) |
| When you deal a fast shuffle, love is in the cards. |
|
Lady Eve, The (1941) |
| Part mystery. Part thriller. Parts missing. |
|
Lake Placid (1999) |
| To avoid fainting keep repeating: it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie. |
|
Last House on the Left, The (1972) |
| God made him simple. Science made him a god. |
|
Lawnmower Man, The (1992) |
| Trust me. |
|
Liar, Liar (1997) |
| A disgrace to criminals everywhere. |
|
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels (1998) |
| How did they ever make a movie of Lolita? |
|
Lolita (1962) |
| One ring to rule them all. |
|
Lord of the Rings, The: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) |
| Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire. |
|
Lost Boys, The (1987) |
| The movie with something to offend everyone. |
|
Loved One, The (1965) |
| The bad news is you have houseguests. There is no good news. |
|
Madhouse (1990) |
| The guy with the dynamite heart meets the girl with the firecracker eyes. |
|
Magic Town (1947) |
| Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours. |
|
Magnolia (1999) |
| A glove story. |
|
The Main Event (1979) |
| Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie. |
|
Man on the Moon (1999) |
| It’s the Godfather on laughing gas. |
|
Married to the Mob (1988) |
| Nice planet. We’ll take it! |
|
Mars Attacks! (1996) |
| M*A*S*H gives a D*A*M*N |
|
M*A*S*H (1970) |
| From zero to hero. |
|
Mask, The (1994) |
| Reality is a thing of the past. |
|
Matrix, The (1999) |
| From gentle to mental. |
|
Me, Myself, and Irene (2000) |
| Some memories are best forgotten. |
|
Memento (2000) |
| Expect the impossible. |
|
Mission: Impossible (1996) |
| The biggest mother of them all. |
|
Mommie Dearest (1981) |
| On this highway, the roadkill is human. |
|
Monster Man (2003) |
| This relationship is going to be a real mother. |
|
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
| You won’t believe your eye. |
|
Monsters, Inc. (2001) |
| It takes all kinds of critters to make farmer Vincent’s fritters. |
|
Motel Hell (1980) |
| Disaster has a passport. |
|
Mr. Bean’s Holiday (2007) |
| A thousand hours of Hell for one moment of love. |
|
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935) |
| A comedy of trial and error. |
|
My Cousin Vinny (1992) |
| From the book that couldn’t be written comes the motion picture that couldn’t be made! |
|
Myra Breckenridge (1970) |
| You won’t know unless you go. |
|
Mystery Date (1991) |
| From the brother of the director of Ghost. |
|
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) |
| He’s out to prove he’s got nothing to prove. |
|
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) |
| One city, three stories tall. |
|
New York Stories (1989) |
| How many eyes does horror have? |
|
Night of the Lepus (1972) |
| The night the unsinkable sank. |
|
Night to Remember, A (1958) |
| Garbo laughs! |
|
Ninotchka (1939) |
| They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we’re gonna stuff your face. |
|
Not Another Teen Movie (2001) |
| They have a plan...but not a clue. |
|
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) |
| Are you in or out? |
|
Ocean’s Eleven (2001) |
| Twelve is the new eleven. |
|
Ocean’s Twelve (2004) |
| Everything is in its proper place...except the past. |
|
Ordinary People (1980) |
| It was supposed to be the safest room in the house. |
|
Panic Room (2002) |
| Laughter is contagious. |
|
Patch Adams (1998) |
| If this one doesn’t scare you, you’re already dead. |
|
Phantasm (1979) |
| Evil comes with strings attached. |
|
Pinocchio’s Revenge (1996) |
| I’m in trouble, George...bad trouble. |
|
Place in the Sun, A (1951) |
| The first casualty of war is innocence. |
|
Platoon (1986) |
| Nothing is as simple as black and white. |
|
Pleasantville (1998) |
| They’re here. |
|
Poltergeist (1982) |
| They’re back. |
|
Poltergeist II (1986) |
| Buy a bag, go home in a box. |
|
Popcorn (1991) |
| Having a wonderful time, wish I were here. |
|
Postcards from the Edge (1990) |
| Pure energy has a name. |
|
Powder (1995) |
| Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets which one is real. |
|
Primal Fear (1996) |
| What went down on the way to the top. |
|
Primary Colors (1998) |
| Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once. |
|
Problem Child (1990) |
| The classic story about a boy and his mother. |
|
Psycho (1998) |
| You won’t know the facts until you’ve seen the fiction. |
|
Pulp Fiction (1994) |
| Up Madison Avenue. |
|
Putney Swope (1969) |
| Think you’re quick enough? |
|
Quick and the Dead, The (1995) |
| Meet the Marquis de Sade. The pleasure’s all his. |
|
Quills (2000) |
| Fifty million people watched but no one saw a thing. |
|
Quiz Show (1994) |
| They’re tobacco chewin’, gut chompin’, cannibal kinfolk from Hell! |
|
Redneck Zombies (1987) |
| Throw the ball. Catch the girl. Keep it simple. |
|
Replacements, The (2000) |
| It’s 4 a.m. Đ do you know where your car is? |
|
Repo Man (1984) |
| The vacation is over. |
|
River Wild, The (1994) |
| His whole life was a million-to-one shot. |
|
Rocky (1976) |
| Pray for Rosemary’s baby. |
|
Rosemary’s Baby (1968) |
| Family isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. |
|
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001) |
| This Christmas, the snow hits the fan. |
|
Santa Clause, The (1994) |
| Catch it. |
|
Saturday Night Fever (1977) |
| The mission is a man. |
|
Saving Private Ryan (1998) |
| He loved the American dream. With a vengeance. |
|
Scarface (1983) |
| No mercy. No shame. No sequel. |
|
Scary Movie (2000) |
| More sex! More screams! Less taste! |
|
Scary Movie 2 (2001) |
| Great trilogies come in threes. |
|
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
| The funniest thing you every sawed. |
|
Scary Movie 4 (2006) |
| The list is life. |
|
Schindler’s List (1993) |
| Just because you’re accepted doesn’t mean you belong. |
|
School Ties (1992) |
| Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far. |
|
Scream (1996) |
| Someone has taken their love of sequels one step too far. |
|
Scream 2 (1997) |
| Every journey begins with a single move. |
|
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993) |
| Fear is a place. |
|
Session 9 (2001) |
| Dying is a lousy way to make a living. |
|
Settlement, The (1999) |
| I want a man...not a human punching bag! |
|
Set-up, The (1949) |
| Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die. |
|
Se7en (1995) |
| Shaft’s his name. Shaft’s his game. |
|
Shaft (1971) |
| Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere. |
|
Shakes the Clown (1991) |
| Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. |
|
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994) |
| All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. |
|
Shining, The (1980) |
| This might hurt a little. |
|
Sicko (2007) |
| Love kills. |
|
Sid and Nancy (1986) |
| It’s not like they didn’t warn us. |
|
Signs (2002) |
| After this week in paradise, they’re going to need a vacation. |
|
Six Days Seven Nights (1998) |
| Not every gift is a blessing. |
|
Sixth Sense, The (1999) |
| Buddy has an axe to grind. A big axe. |
|
Slaughterhouse (1987) |
| You like to watch, don’t you? |
|
Sliver (1993) |
| Believe everything except your eyes. |
|
Snake Eyes (1998) |
| Uh oh. |
|
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999) |
| Get a grip on yourself. |
|
Spanking the Monkey (1994) |
| Men cannot resist her. Mankind may not survive her. |
|
Species (1995) |
| Get ready for rush hour. |
|
Speed (1994) |
| Eternity is closer than you think. |
|
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) |
| At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance. |
|
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982) |
| A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away |
|
Star Wars (1977) |
| Good cops. Bad hair. |
|
Starsky & Hutch (2004) |
| I want my sexual awakening and I want it now. |
|
Stiff Upper Lips (1998) |
| All it takes is a little Confidence. |
|
Sting, The (1973) |
| You know you want it. |
|
Strange Days (1995) |
| As American as apple pie and twice as smart. |
|
Stupids, The (1996) |
| It would’ve been a great day to call in sick. |
|
Suicide Blonde (1999) |
| He’s got a plan to stick it to the Man! |
|
Super Fly (1972) |
| You’ll believe a man can fly! |
|
Superman (1978) |
| He’s been humiliated, kicked, and spat on...and it’s only 10:00 a.m. |
|
Swimming with Sharks (1994) |
| Cocktails first. Questions later. |
|
Swingers (1996) |
| On every street in every city, there’s a nobody who dreams of being a somebody. |
|
Taxi Driver (1976) |
| Once you stop screaming, then you’ll start talking about it. |
|
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974) |
| Love is in the hair. |
|
There’s Something About Mary (1998) |
| Man is the warmest place to hide. |
|
Thing, The (1982) |
| They transplanted a white bigot’s head on a soul brother’s body. |
|
Thing with Two Heads, The (1972) |
| You can go there even though it doesn’t exist. |
|
Thirteenth Floor, The (1999) |
| Does for rock and roll what “The Sound of Music” did for hills. |
|
This is Spinal Tap (1984) |
| Collide with destiny. |
|
Titanic (1997) |
| If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. |
|
Tommy Boy (1995) |
| Movie? What movie? |
|
Top Secret (1984) |
| Melvin was a 90 lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into a... |
|
Toxic Avenger, The (1985) |
| They’re not just getting rich. They’re getting even. |
|
Trading Places (1983) |
| Lust in space. |
|
Transformations (1988) |
| The nearer they get to their treasure, the farther they get from the law. |
|
Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948) |
| When he said I do, he didn’t say what he did. |
|
True Lies (1994) |
| Stealing, cheating, killing...who said romance was dead? |
|
True Romance (1993) |
| On the air. Unaware. |
|
Truman Show, The (1998) |
| Murder is a dying art. |
|
Trust Me (1989) |
| The future is history. |
|
Twelve Monkeys (1995) |
| Five criminals. One line up. No coincidences. |
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Usual Suspects, The (1995) |
| The one name they all fear. |
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Van Helsing (2004) |
| The coast is toast. |
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Volcano (1997) |
| Friends are the people who let you be yourself...and never let you forget it. |
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Waiting to Exhale (1995) |
| Every dream has a price. |
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Wall Street (1987) |
| You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl. |
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Wayne’s World (1992) |
| Bernie may be dead, but he’s still the life of the party! |
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Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) |
| Can two friends sleep together and still love each other in the morning? |
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When Harry Met Sally (1989) |
| A story about love at second sight. |
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While You Were Sleeping (1995) |
| Which witch is which? |
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Wicked Stepmother (1989) |
| For John Belushi, every night was Saturday night. |
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Wired (1989) |
| Trust a few. Fear the rest. |
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X-Men (2000) |
| 3% body fat. 1% brain activity. |
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Zoolander (2001) |
